falkor 4 eva

Aug 29

Sexually Frustrated Woman Just One Of The Guys -

Aug 25

[video]

[video]

Aug 24

Reblog

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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Aug 23

Aug 22

farting,

thinking of you

hey dude, i’m back in bourgogne until tomorrow, i will be seeing you in paris before you leave, and then again in california! so craygros bisoux

hey dude, i’m back in bourgogne until tomorrow, i will be seeing you in paris before you leave, and then again in california! so cray

gros bisoux

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Aug 09

carbonatred:

babe. u still mad

carbonatred:

babe. u still mad

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Aug 01

[video]

Jul 14

sequinsandstainz:

so i have a beyonce patch on my backpack and it struck up a convo with this dude. we ended up hanging out cause he doesn’t know any french and i thought i would help him out. at one point i went to get a beer and when i came back he was gone. i thought ‘alright, another dick met in paris’ so i went down to the metro to go home and all of a sudden-

"beyonce! beyonce! hold up! "

ohhh maa gawd! that’s me! :o

omg thats how we met too!! blessed beyonce backpack patch 🐝👑